Good morning/afternoon, LDs. How are you on this fine January day?
I was just going through some of my old notes on Facebook, and I found a fun one from 2009. So here's a letter from me to Austin:
Our socks don't match. When I quoted Forrest Gump in your car, all you wanted to do was carve your initials into the elephant in the corner.
I'm open to the idea that you need a sex change (dude, your toe ring and your collection of butterflies kinda give it away). I will always remember the pep talks and telling you that you should stop picking your nose (but obviously it hasn't worked)
Best of luck on the sex change,
Heepwah, and be safe out there,