Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Made It Monday (a bit late)

I take one day off, and it throws everything out the window.

I know I posted yesterday that I'd have a Made It Monday last night, but yesterday was Tuesday, not Monday, and today is Wednesday, making today Wiseass Wednesday. I'll have a postie on this one later.

In the meantime, here's what I made the other day!

Actually, I made two. This one's about 3.5 feet long, and it's hand knitted. 
Like literally via my fingers--no sticks!

Here it is, round my neck:

So, I'm giving one away! It's long enough that you could stitch the ends together and make it a necklace/small infinity scarf, or leave it as it is. And no, the octopus necklace is not part of the deal. :)

All you have to do is leave me a comment/email me telling me your favorite cold weather accessory -- is it your gloves that you knitted? Your UGG boots that you got at an outlet mall? The earmuffs you've had since fifth grade?

Giveaway ends Saturday night, 11.59pm Central Standard Time.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Eight Days A Week

I'm working on it.
The blogging thing.

Made It Monday
Wiseass Wednesday
Finally Friday

Too-Far Tuesday?
How about Ta-Ta Thursday? :)

Whatchoo think? Email me! dreamerandrealist at gmail dot com

Ms D.

I'll have a Made It Monday up later -- finished a scarfy this weekend! lol I'm so lame

Friday, November 8, 2013

I try to...

not snore, but it doesn't work.

Wednesday night, I was in bed and asleep by 9pm...cause I had to be up at 5am to be ready to be picked up at 6.15 for a 1.5 hour drive for a meeting. So much fun :P

Anyhoo...I was up and taking the dog out at 5; had to get Mr Realist up so he could drive me to the meeting spot, and I was perfectly punctual (for a change).

So last night, I was up until almost was Thursday, so I throw darts. Almost punched a woman out for being a Cunty McWhore.

I apparently snored loads last night. My throat hurts and I'm exhausted. 

Guess who's going to bed early tonight? :)

Ms D.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013


Folks, if you've never read Mental Poo, and you're a fan of the irreverent and crude and hilariously funny, go check him out (@Moooooog35 on the twitters, if you're so inclined).

Dreamers, he's snarky and fun and has more than on one occasion made me snort whatever I was drinking out of my noseholes (beer burns, yos). 

I bought his first book, "Things Go Wrong For Me" on my Kindle, and I couldn't put it down...woke my husband up a couple of times laughing. He's a master at Draw With Friends.

Well, he's got a new book coming out, and he made a comment on his Facebook that if anyone was interested in reading it early and putting a review on their blog, just let him know. I emailed him, letting him know I would, and I got a response!!

Guys, you gotta check him out.

Rodney Lacroix on the book of Face

Go forth, dreamers, and follow!!
Be safe out there.